He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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