what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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