All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Your penis caused this!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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