sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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