Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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