your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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