My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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