with your own penis?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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