we have pet lesbian snakes
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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