seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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