Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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