you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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