So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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