Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
FUCK WHALES
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