Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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