I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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