im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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