using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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