So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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