so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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