Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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