I bet he comes in French.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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