come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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