I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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