so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
