Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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