what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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