Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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