Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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