i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
