Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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