dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Bring me that man meat
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
