i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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