im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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