I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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