you guys were way drunker than both of me
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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