Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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