when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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