Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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