Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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