Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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