do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize