he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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