just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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