Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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