yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
