her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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