And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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