It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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