were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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