Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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