You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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