doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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