My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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